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"And by paid, I mean compensated with a free BarBri course!"
Not the best way to connect with your interviewer.
the joke is that Cooley costs pretty much the same as Harvard anyways
Never forget the hearsay exceptions again with this neat mnemonic!
How do you think lawyers get so good at lying? Lots of practice.
Watch out for the free food. That's how they get you.
Although Harvard Law School has the biggest class of any law school people actually want to go to (at 550), nobody actually goes there. They all go to "a school in Massachusetts."
It's a sad day when you realize you're too nerdy for a law firm.
This is your face. This is your face on biglaw.