Hello, this is ‘Kyubey’ from Kyubey’s Kebabs... We have a large ‘order’ to be delivered to the hospital. As always, bring plenty of pepper... and don’t keep them waiting! *click*

It may sound harsh, but $250,000 for your fingers compares quite favorably with U.S. worker’s compensation schedules.

Yes, 'dinner' for lawyers is alcohol and nothing else. My comic is just a total bastion of accuracy, here. Not least with regard to your career chances if you're not among the lucky 8% that makes it into BigLaw.

The Wall Street Journal's guide to the American Taxpayer Relief Act of 2012 is helpful, but sadly limited in its scope. That's where I come in.

Always have a tragic backstory for your characters. But if you can’t swing tragic, at least make it sad.

Kate Scholer is the patent geek and sole STEM major of the bunch. As a result of spending 16 hours a day in front of the computer during college (equally divided between labs and Starcraft), she’s shy, bookish, and a little awkward. To anime fans, this makes her the perfect girl. To law firms, this makes her perfect for a patent or tax practice.

They said 24 was too old for an anime character. Clearly they haven't heard. 24 is the new 14.

Most starting magical attorneys never actually find a law firm job and have to litigate against familiars in hopes that something will come up eventually. Of course, most of them will die in their first year or two. ◕ ‿‿ ◕

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